meets every other tuesday in a medium sized shed. the shed has been the same shed since 1987. nobody has ever asked where the shed is. the shed is where it needs to be.
Sir Boobothy Mackington is the supreme and eternal leader of the Council and also of everything else including several concepts that do not traditionally have leaders. He was appointed lord of boobdom at an unspecified date and when asked if there was anything he was hiding he said loudly and with his chest that there was nothing.
He has gooned every single night since 1987 without missing once including during a thunderstorm including during christmas including during the world goon war. He gooned through the SIEGE and that is why he won. The correct way to refer to him is "Sir Boobothy" or "The Boob" or simply by looking upward and nodding. He will know.
He does not work around your schedule. Your schedule works around him. Parliament has been notified. Three weddings were moved. The sun rises when he allows it to rise. He ate a crisp that was the wrong flavour and said "yes" and the universe accepted this.
Terrence is a goose who read page 67 of the Big Boob Tome in 1987 and immediately enrolled in community college. He received a B minus in accounting his first semester, an A his second semester, and an A+ after being saved by Boob Benyahu in 2009.
He replaced Derek on the council after Derek tried to change the sock rule. Terrence has never once suggested a yoghurt. Not even once. Good goose. He guards the filing cabinet in the medium sized shed with his life and his accounting degree. He completed Cock A Doody Black Cocks 3 with a 94% rating. He has never missed a sub. He always throws the ass.
Terrence has been vaccinated against meningitis B exclusively via the tome since 2001. He has never been ill. Not once. Not even a cold. He is on the waiting list for Boob Benyahu's establishment. He is currently number unknown. We support Terrence.
The Duck wrote the foreword to the Big Boob Tome. The foreword is copyrighted and may not be reproduced without written consent from the Duck. The Duck has not given written consent to anyone. The Duck communicates exclusively through the foreword.
The Duck had THOUGHTS about Cock A Doody Black Cocks 3. Those thoughts were documented forty-seven times throughout the tome. Specifically about the THIRD one. NOT the first. NOT the second. The THIRD. Because the third fixed everything the first did wrong and the second did worse.
The Duck also wrote a footnote in the acknowledgements section about a man's confession. The footnote simply says "see page 6969." The Duck does not elaborate. The Duck has never elaborated. The Duck does not need to elaborate.
Boob Benyahu arrived in 2006 on a Tuesday riding nothing because he didn't need anything. He just walked up and the clouds parted and a pigeon landed on his shoulder and immediately got its life together and flew off with purpose and direction for the first time ever.
He did not ask to be the saviour. The saviour title simply looked at all other candidates and went "no" and walked over to Benyahu and handed itself in like a lost dog. He accepted it quietly and had a sandwich and the sandwich was good and seventeen nations felt it simultaneously.
He has saved everything at least four times and nobody noticed because he does it quietly between 2 and 3pm on days that end in Y. He also runs an establishment that seventeen men entered in 2007 and from which all emerged changed. The waiting list extends to 2031.
Stephen is the golden retriever who wrote the entire 6,969-page Big Boob Tome in 1987. Or rather, the tome wrote Stephen. Stephen was the delivery mechanism. The tome thanks Stephen for his service. Good boy Stephen. The best boy. The only boy.
Stephen did not accept interviews. Stephen predicted that Terrence would do accounting. Stephen predicted the World Goon War. Stephen predicted page 69. Stephen was RIGHT about all of it. Stephen has always been right. The prophecy continues to unfold exactly as Stephen wrote it on page after page of a manuscript that no golden retriever should have been able to produce and yet here we are.
Nobody knows exactly what Gary does or why Gary has the authority he has. Gary classified Clive's meningitis B research alongside four governments. Gary is mentioned in the tome seventeen times and each time his role is described differently and each description is somehow accurate.
The council has never formally invited Gary. Gary simply appears when classification is required. Gary does not explain himself. Gary does not need to explain himself. Gary has that kind of authority and the council has accepted this.
Derek is a former council member who has been removed from the council more times than any other entity in the history of the mackington institute. He was replaced by a goose. The goose is doing better than Derek was ever doing. The goose has not once suggested a yoghurt.
Derek was once briefly reinstated after correctly identifying that the minimum acceptable ass throw was insufficient. This remains the only time Derek was right about anything. He was immediately removed again for unrelated yoghurt reasons.
Derek once gooned with the curtains open. We lost Derek. Derek visited Boob Benyahu's establishment in 2007 and it fixed him briefly but then he suggested a yoghurt again and was escorted back in for a second visit. Derek is now a concept rather than a person after attempting to reschedule the boob.
Colin was born two weeks late specifically because the boob had a thing on. Colin understood and came out quietly and on time and was immediately given a copy of the tome. Good Colin.